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hannibalkanibalas:

colorfuloddity:

It’s like fuckingrecipes got their own cooking show.

OH MY GOD

REGULAR ORDINARY SWEDISH MEAL TIME IS BACK

THEY’RE BAAAAAAAACK

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cecillos:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

lisa simpson is my favourite feminist icon.

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hurricane-artstuff:

michigrim:

deathga:

This shit came out in 2001.

Talk about right on the money.
wow… this is just perfectly applicable to tumblr and it’s notoriously misinformed blog posts that get deconstructed and rebuttal later
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sixpenceee:

Some followers suggested this to me.

The island known as the “island of madness”, “hell” and “the most haunted place on Earth” is being sold!

Here’s a quick, history behind it:

The plagued people were shipped off to Poveglia Island, a small, secluded land mass that floats between Venice and Lido. There, people lived out the last of their wretched lives together until they died.

Since the island already reeked of death, the next time an epidemic came along, barely alive bodies were dumped there and burned in mass graves.

In the 20s, a mental hospital was built to welcome the island’s newest “guests,” or anybody that showed symptoms of any sort of sickness, physical or mental.

Basically, if you had an itch, away you went to Poveglia where you’d sink your feet into the soil (half dirt, half human ash) and be in the company of over 100K diseased ghosts.

It didn’t help when the place was converted into a hospital for the mentally ill in 1922. Rumor has it, the hospital was home to a number of crude lobotomies, performed by a doctor who’d been driven mad by the ghosts. He later flung himself off the bell tower.

The Italian government is now offering a 99-year lease to whomever’s brave enough to take it over. The italian government thinks it would make a great hotel destination!

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rashkah:

calleo:

This isn’t even a joke.
If you’re rude on the phone/in e-mail, I can guarantee you that you get put on hold or get no response for a significantly longer span of time than someone who isn’t an asshole.
It’s usually phrased as, “We put them in the time-out corner for awhile to cool down.”
Some silly people think that being a rude, angry, loud asshole gets them faster or better service; it doesn’t, it gets them put in time out.
We used to do it in person at Geek Squad too, we’d “go in the back” to get the manager then just take a 15 minute break or lunch along with said manager, usually while mocking the scene the customer was causing. Other employees sent to check on the situation by the jerk also took a break.
After we thought they’d had a long enough time out, a manager would go out and, nine times out of ten, tell them to please leave the store as they usually didn’t have a legitimate complaint and were just mad that it wasn’t free to replace hardware out of warranty, fix a cracked screen out of warranty, remove viruses, or take returns without a receipt.
"I’ll never shop here again!" was met with either, "Yes you will, we’re the only local electronics-centric store within 50 miles." or, "Thank you, we’d prefer to not see you again." depending on how snarky the GM felt.

I ‘accidentally’ hung up more than once on rude assholes when I was working at Western Union, the pay wasn’t even high enough for me to stand that level of bullshit. Because 9/10 times it was a fucking fuck up from the person dialing.

When I was working at UPS, we weren’t allowed to put them on or hang up on customers, even if they were being exceptionally rude, so I had to sit there and listen to angry asshats calling me names for something I didn’t do.

rashkah:

calleo:

This isn’t even a joke.

If you’re rude on the phone/in e-mail, I can guarantee you that you get put on hold or get no response for a significantly longer span of time than someone who isn’t an asshole.

It’s usually phrased as, “We put them in the time-out corner for awhile to cool down.”

Some silly people think that being a rude, angry, loud asshole gets them faster or better service; it doesn’t, it gets them put in time out.

We used to do it in person at Geek Squad too, we’d “go in the back” to get the manager then just take a 15 minute break or lunch along with said manager, usually while mocking the scene the customer was causing. Other employees sent to check on the situation by the jerk also took a break.

After we thought they’d had a long enough time out, a manager would go out and, nine times out of ten, tell them to please leave the store as they usually didn’t have a legitimate complaint and were just mad that it wasn’t free to replace hardware out of warranty, fix a cracked screen out of warranty, remove viruses, or take returns without a receipt.

"I’ll never shop here again!" was met with either, "Yes you will, we’re the only local electronics-centric store within 50 miles." or, "Thank you, we’d prefer to not see you again." depending on how snarky the GM felt.

I ‘accidentally’ hung up more than once on rude assholes when I was working at Western Union, the pay wasn’t even high enough for me to stand that level of bullshit. Because 9/10 times it was a fucking fuck up from the person dialing.

When I was working at UPS, we weren’t allowed to put them on or hang up on customers, even if they were being exceptionally rude, so I had to sit there and listen to angry asshats calling me names for something I didn’t do.

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texasuberalles:

fishermod:

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G1 WAS HARDCORE, MAN

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lindsayetumbls:

breelandwalker:

arachnofiend:

marapetsrules:

bobfoxsky:

“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?

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Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Same thing applies to the Forest of Fangorn fucking up Isengard’s day.

Seriously Macbeth’s little prophecy loophole was bullshit you go Tolkien

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These zombies were trying, and failing, to get to Eny.

These zombies were trying, and failing, to get to Eny.

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Blackfish & Friends

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